1. FRIDAY NITE LITES. edan wilbur is the greatest. that's why there's a huge portrait of his wonderful face that you'll see when you attend this epic secret show. doors are at ten and three epic raging fuzzy baby making bands will be playing. two of them took over the hozac showcase on thursday nite. and one of them sounds like thee oh sees. hmmm.
2. PT II / FRIDAY NITE LITES. so while edan wilbur is holding one of the best shows of the week, you can run to bruar falls between set and try & see german measles. that's only if you're one of those crazy music festival runners with crazy sick running shoes that roll into balls when you take em off. i promise edan wilbur's house of doom will provide you with more rage, sweat, blood, urine, and fertile stimulation than any other space that nite.
3. IF YOU DONT LIKE FISTING. if friday isn't overwhelming enough you should hit up 285 kent for the amazing sounds of teegirl fantasy. also gunna be a sweaty tite ass party. heard blondes were tite and gatekeeper is a bit like alligator hunting. and you could play the magical games of future baby castles. nothing beats that.
4. SATURDAY /SILENT BARN WERKSHOPPING. all day at silent barn there's going to be a ton of weird awesome diy workshops. it's like craft making for old ladies, but a little more intense. workshops include making incredible brightly colored cardboard props, re-purposing old electronics like childhood toys, the essentials of making an electric guitar, and something with circuit bending. it'll be totally worth the small donation & plus what better way do you have to spend the day until the next epic part of northside? and maybe you'll find the father of your next baby.
5. SATURDAY PT. II /HARDLY FARTING AT UNION POOL. have you ever gotten down and dirty at union pool, dancing and rubbing your sweaty hot bod all over someone you thought could father your child when all of the sudden you let out the most incredible fart. it's almost the most upsetting thing you can do at that moment, but that future babydaddy loves that shit and he grinds you even harder. well just imagine how much better that situation is going to be during the hardly art showcase; colleen green, xray eyeballs, one of the last fergus & geronimo shows for a while, and one of the first woven bones shows in a really long time. it's time2 eat some tacos in a yard full of hipsters, all fucked up on meth, hearing dope jams, while scouting your future babydaddy.
6. SATURDAY PTIII// KIZBOP. luaka bop. ok. terror pigeon dance revolt. javelin. delicate steve. terror pigeon dance revolt! that's a sick party just by itself! time 2dance, rage, rock crazy threads, hold hands with a stranger that might father your child, dance, sweat, and dance more. you're gunna dance so much you mite disappear. and javelin! haven't seen those katz in a minute...
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